If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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