She said her name was "party"
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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