i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
