Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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