Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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