I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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