is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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