We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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