So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
im holly from the hills drunk
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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