We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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