i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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