their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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