i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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