names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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