According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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