mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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