so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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