Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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