spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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