quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You pole danced in your parka.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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