I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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