I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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