woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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