YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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