what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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