I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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