I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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