they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
