Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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