There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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