But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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