college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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