He disabled his match.com account in front of me
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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