he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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