i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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