That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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