he was CRYING into my vagina
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I woke up under a house in Key West
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