jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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