I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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