Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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