I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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