whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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