That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I forget how to act sober
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