My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I am mentally ready for anal.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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