I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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