Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you would pick up someone in the library
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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