you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Randomize
