Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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