is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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