before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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