My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
